••I'm 16, female, and am absolutely terrified of attractive people.••

I asked my mother where babies came from when I was four and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you're Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes. So that's where babies come from in America.

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

sarahtypeswords:

thedramaticsneeze:

ninichan1213:

cloak-wand-and-stone:

arandomfangirl:

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

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I lost it.

THAT FACE

HE’S SO STRESSED ABOUT THE BOYS

I don’t watch Supernatural and sometimes it is just so hard to tell if some of these gifs really happened, if they’re fan made, or outtakes.