••I'm 16, female, and am absolutely terrified of attractive people.••

I asked my mother where babies came from when I was four and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you're Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes. So that's where babies come from in America.

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